Week 2 NFL Thoughts

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Mike Ricigliani

Is it just me, or is Chris Simms the poor man's Kyle Boller?

Will Miami average more pass completions than sacks allowed? I'm guessing Daunte Culpepper will get fairly used to sitting down. Either way, he's sooooooo getting cut from my fantasy team.

I'm convinced that Indy runs up the score on every team they play to instill fear in their opponents. Until they encounter a formidable team in the playoffs.

Two weeks into the Art Shell experiment, I'm still waiting for Ashton Kucher to jump out and tell me I've been Punk'd.

The only thing, I'm guessing, that Kutcher will be jumping out of is a window when he realizes just what appearing in a movie with Kevin Costner does to your career.

What is that sound? Did John Madden raid the buffet again? Oh, wait. That was just the Eagles choking.

Is Drew Brees really that good? Really?

Oakland devastated in consecutive games so they fall to 0-2? The only way this could get better is if Kate Beckinsdale were sitting on my lap feeding me dried figs right now.

I really hope there is a silver lining for Brett Favre. I know there won't be, but a guy like that deserves some relief from the season he's inevitably going to have.

A big thumbs up to Brad Childress for getting the Vikings off to a good start. It's a good thing, too. The only other thing he's qualified for is porn star - by virtue of his moustache.

I like the trend of Gary Kubiak trading for a has-been or never-was running back every week. I think the NFL should eliminate the trading deadline just so it can continue throughout the year.

Wherefore art thou, Joe Gibbs?

Two weeks and no T.O. outbursts? I feel so cheated. Maybe Drew Rosenhaus can stage saving another kid so we can finally get some excitement up in this joint.

So St. Louis beats the Broncos then lays an egg against, um, the 49ers? Same story, different day. The Rams just can't be consistent enough to compete - even in the NFC.

Don't get too comfortable, B-more. You have wins against Tampa Bay and Oakland. Your glory days are already behind you.

I already miss Dick Vermiel's tears.

Things are already setting up great for another Marty Schottenheimer meltdown. He owns the patent on that, right?

9-6? Maybe the Donkeys and K.C. should be playing in the S.E.C.

I had Arizona as a sleeper team to open the year, and, yup, still sleeping.

Seriously, Ashton. Where are you hiding? Ashton?


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Mike Ricigliani is a writer for NFL Directory - a directory of NFL websites. http://www.NFLdir.com